Fed up of those arse-rag UKIP leaflets coming through your letterbox? Well, the geniuses at UKIP have only gone and set up a free-post address so you can send them back… along with any other shit you may have around the house.
What’s great about this is they pay for it all — even the weight of a brick. So don’t be shy, send as much crap as you want.
The police have already said it’s “not a crime to send items to a free-post address”. And even if it were, who gives a shit.
Five envelopes of used cat litter on the way to UKIP as I speak: