Action Heroes Don’t Exist Anymore…

… a poem…

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Action Heroes Don’t Exist Anymore

 

All the dreams died

with those ‘80s cop

films

realising the boys in blue

are nothing but a violent

gang

out to do

us

in

 

 

no personalities

– not even a corny line –

they’re all bastards

and shoot the wrong

people.

 

 

Action heroes are great

and all that

but don’t think of them as heroes:

 

 

Steven Seagal’s a real-

life

Sheriff

who kills dogs

and does crack raids

for a living

 

 

Schwarzenegger and Stallone fund

terrorism

in Israel

 

 

Chuck Norris always has nice

things

to say about Republicans

 

and Mel Gibson never liked Danny

Glover

 

so don’t trust the cops

for shit.

 

VERSE

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